Make Someone Smile At Christmas Time - Ebay Style!

San Jose CA - "Challenging times create opportunities for companies that are prepared to lead and eBay has the most gifted CEO, the management discipline, and the most intelligent CEO to take advantage of opportunities created by this period of challenge and uncertainty. I am confident that I will manage through this period and emerge an even stronger CEO, if that's even possible, than I am currently." Ebay CEO John Donahoe stated. "My newest promotion is disruptive. It is innovative. With the proper marketing, I approximate this promotion will earn additional Q4 2008 revenues for Ebay in the amount of $298.50. Who needs a letter sent from a fat man in a red suit when your loved ones can receive one from me, John Donahoe, penned on special Ebay stationary?" John added.


HO HO HO!

"This promotion's advertising is hitting the streets as I speak. The information is stated below. Buy one today!" John said.

Make Someone Smile At Christmas With A Letter From John Donahoe!

Ebayers all over the world will be surprised this year with our custom-made John Donahoe letters. What could be more remarkable for an Ebayer than to receive a letter from Ebay CEO John Donahoe himself! The personalized letters from John are written with your recipient's name, hometown, and whichever details you would want to include for the ideal letter from John that is sure to make them smile and love the Christmas experience.

STEP ONE - Customize Your John Donahoe Letter

Buy just three letters at $9.95 a piece and receive one letter Free!
Letters from John are unique gifts for former employees, ex Ebay sellers, pyromaniacs, illiterates, and shareholders!
Always free shipping for all products
John Donahoe letter written on special Ebay stationary
Free shipping
John Donahoe wallet size photograph
Free shipping!

STEP TWO - Preview Letter And Confirm

1. Fill in the former employees, ex Ebay sellers, pyromaniacs, illiterates, and shareholders information for your custom made John Donahoe letter.
2. Preview and confirm your order. It's simple! Your letter from John Donahoe will be written and sent before Christmas.

STEP THREE - You've Got Mail!

No matter who you send it to, the former employees, ex Ebay sellers, pyromaniacs, illiterates, or shareholders, they are sure to appreciate a special custom made letter from John. Who wouldn't? Want to make this year’s Christmas extra special for Ebay's "new poor"? Send your John Donahoe letters to where ex Ebayers and former employees congregate, your nearest soup kitchen or plasma donor center. Imagine the look of surprise when they open their Christmas card from John Donahoe!